I should have posted this awhile back.
This is one of the funniest things I have read in a long time. I’m not quite in this demographic yet, but pretty close. This line, “wrinkly-eyed tired older guys at the PTA meetings” resonates deeply. I have two kids in college and one in Jr. High so staying awake at those meetings is a monumental chore. I hit the bifocals hard this year and have them laying all over the house. Mostly because I can’t remember where I left them. I should buy them in bulk at Costco.
Best of luck in her new venture.