vCalendar Answer!.
Phil: “Click here to add this event to your Outlook or Netscape calendar.”
Me: “Phil, how did you create the vcs file??!! I’ve wanted to learn how to automatically generate these in our online calendar at work, but I don’t know enough about vCalendar.”
Phil: “How did I do this? Manually, for now.”
Me: “Phil, you da man!”
[The Shifted Librarian]